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02-13-2018, 09:42 PM
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The Truck Conversion Joke Thread
Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:
So this bear walks into a bar.
The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."
Bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"
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02-13-2018, 09:42 PM
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This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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02-14-2018, 02:51 PM
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Location: Central Florida
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A Buffalo was overheard sending his son off to college saying "Bi-son"
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02-16-2018, 08:11 AM
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Location: Spotsylvania
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Guy walks up to a bar with a duck on his head. Bartender says, "now there is something you don't see every day." The duck pipes up and says, "I know, it started out as just a little bump on my ass."
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2006 Renegade/Freightliner Coronado 43', Detroit, twin screw, 12spd
2001 Ford Excursion PSD
2017 Ford F450
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02-22-2018, 01:07 AM
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Hahaha! Just keep 'em coming, fellas!
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02-22-2018, 01:09 AM
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During sex with my wife..
I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What the hell are you doing?"
And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."
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02-22-2018, 01:11 AM
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Junior Member
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Location: Tampa, Florida
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I poured root beer in a square glass..
Now I just have beer.
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02-25-2018, 09:08 PM
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Location: Tomball
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonasTerkay
During sex with my wife..
I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What the hell are you doing?"
And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."
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HA!
plus some more characters to meet the minimum
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'04 Haulmark (M42386) 42', 2 slide, 10kw - Pictures
'04 F350 CrewCab Longbed 4x4, 50g aux tank & gear vendors dbl over
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03-09-2018, 03:35 AM
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I have to ask myself, is my wife unsatisfied?
A tiny part of me says "Yes."
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03-09-2018, 03:36 AM
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Junior Member
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Location: Tampa, Florida
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A city in northern England has mysteriously disappeared..
The police are still searching for Leeds.
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03-09-2018, 03:37 AM
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Junior Member
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Location: Tampa, Florida
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A married couple are having financial troubles..
The wife decides to become a prostitute.
On her first day, she makes $200.50.
Her husband says, "Which asshole gave you 50 cents?"
"All of them did."
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