Don't tell Chevy about this one. I think a certain tune needs added lyrics (apologies to Bob Seeger):
Like a rock, it'll overload my truck,
Like a rock, I've just run clean outta luck,
Like a rock, it damn near took off my head
Like a rock, like a rock!
Or as Mr, Dylan might have said forty-some years back:
They'll stone you when you're driving in your truck,
They'll stone you but you'll have a stroke of luck,
But if you think I'm doing this alone,
Eeeeevrybody must get stoned!
Hey don't mind all this rubble,
A joke to me's no trouble
While some might scream to "BAN IT"
I take it all for GRANITE!!!!