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Old 05-28-2016, 04:26 PM   #9
BravestDog
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Originally Posted by Bob86ZZ4 View Post
I worry about bed bugs.
There's going to a lot of things to worry about as the employee responsible for dealing with the passengers. It won't be as bad as Greyhound Bus, but I'm sure there will be problem people.

That person is snoring.
That person is wearing too much cologne/perfume.
That person tried to climb into my bunk.
That person climbed into my bunk.
That person keeps trying to touch me.
That person is drunk.
That person is on drugs.
That person is weird and won't leave me alone.
I want that person to stay away from me.
That person is trying to steal from me.
That person stole from me.
That person has a gun/knife.
That person is talking to himself and I can't sleep.
I spilled my drink in my bunk.
I feel sick and am going to vomit.
I vomited in my bunk.
I urinated in my bunk.
I have diarrhea.
I defecated in my bunk.
The toilet won't flush.
The toilet is overflowing.
Somebody urinated/defecated/vomited on the floor.
It's too hot.
It's too cold.
It's too noisy.
The ride is too bumpy.
My pet rattlesnake got lose and I cannot find him.
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