I have found that the only way to remove graffiti is to remove three pints of the offenders blood, spin it in a centrafuge, separate the plasma. Take the RBC"s and put them in a tall glass with a shot of Jack Daniels and packed ice cubes. With your left hand Raise the glass over your head at a 60 degree angle, with your right hand, grasp a fully loaded .44 Magnum Smith & Wesson and point it directly at the nads of the offending Leonardo and recite the following incantation: "Oh the folly of youth is wasted on those who do not recognize the wisdom of cleanliness! For it is in your power within the next five seconds to either clean my rig or loose yours!
works every time
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