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Old 10-25-2009, 10:05 PM   #113
geofkaye
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toilets and other amusing issues:.....I prefer plug and poop if I may....something about propane-my hairy butt and an augur just scares me to death...kinda like a low budget porn movie....I'd hate to be "Puff the magic dragon on the throne....." having survived an propane explosion once-I have a certain fear for my life that was instilled watching my friend die of infections caused by burns.......if i go, i want to be surrounded by nakked women and not a puff of smoke from my backside going up in FLAMES!....and the augur issue it just too much!.......I just had a thought...isn't methane released during elimination?.....Ran D. are sure of this contraption?...I mean could I be on your life insurance policy somewhere...or maybe the Girlz?.....they'd love your ashes and would sprinkle them anywhere for a few grand in your will!...anyway be damn careful about this one...please-burns are the easiest vector into the body by bacteria and virus ......geofkaye and the Rivercity girlz
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