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Old 02-13-2018, 09:42 PM   #1
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Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

So this bear walks into a bar.

The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

Bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:42 PM   #2
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This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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Old 02-14-2018, 02:51 PM   #3
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A Buffalo was overheard sending his son off to college saying "Bi-son"
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Old 02-16-2018, 08:11 AM   #4
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Guy walks up to a bar with a duck on his head. Bartender says, "now there is something you don't see every day." The duck pipes up and says, "I know, it started out as just a little bump on my ass."
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Old 02-22-2018, 01:07 AM   #5
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Hahaha! Just keep 'em coming, fellas!
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Old 02-22-2018, 01:09 AM   #6
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During sex with my wife..

I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What the hell are you doing?"

And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."
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Old 02-22-2018, 01:11 AM   #7
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I poured root beer in a square glass..

Now I just have beer.
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Old 02-25-2018, 09:08 PM   #8
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During sex with my wife..

I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What the hell are you doing?"

And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."
HA!

plus some more characters to meet the minimum
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I have to ask myself, is my wife unsatisfied?

A tiny part of me says "Yes."
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A city in northern England has mysteriously disappeared..

The police are still searching for Leeds.
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