The Truck Conversion Joke Thread
Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:
So this bear walks into a bar. The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer." Bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?" |
This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible. |
A Buffalo was overheard sending his son off to college saying "Bi-son"
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Guy walks up to a bar with a duck on his head. Bartender says, "now there is something you don't see every day." The duck pipes up and says, "I know, it started out as just a little bump on my ass."
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Hahaha! Just keep 'em coming, fellas!
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During sex with my wife..
I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What the hell are you doing?" And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering." |
I poured root beer in a square glass..
Now I just have beer. |
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plus some more characters to meet the minimum |
I have to ask myself, is my wife unsatisfied?
A tiny part of me says "Yes." |
A city in northern England has mysteriously disappeared..
The police are still searching for Leeds. |
A married couple are having financial troubles..
The wife decides to become a prostitute. On her first day, she makes $200.50. Her husband says, "Which asshole gave you 50 cents?" "All of them did." |
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