I found these quotes as I was surfing for truck conversions and thought they are classic and funny.
1. "Mileage is 609,000 but these engines have a 1 million mile life expectancy which has been proven time and again in commercial semi-trucks. This engine is just getting settled in." What would Rodney Dangerfield or Geoff Kaye say as a potential buyer? "This engine is getting settled in for the junk yard, to blow up, to break down..." https://www.truckhome.com/infopop/emo...on_biggrin.gif 2. Here's another one: Only 66,119 Miles...This Coach is better than new... My question on this one is "How can a vehicle with 66,000 miles, that is used in stock condition, be better than new? Afterall, now it has 66,000 miles on it." That means I could buy any vehicle, drive it for 66,000 miles and then tell the buyer that it is better than new. What an idea! |
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